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    Orcish Poetry

    I dug up some old poems I made long ago. Some are better than others... I even left out a few of the worst ones. First is a bit of extra vocabulary:

    Brugh = Water
    Yula = Wind/Air
    Ghaash = Fire
    Tokshun = Poison

    Individual Character Poems:

    Uz ull gruk bubhosh Lug'dug
    hym myx cydur wid sum brugh
    den wen hym thruw de bula
    Lug klompz nubtin bud yula

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    Uz ull gruk Surjin Nok'tor
    hym wanz tu be ash Doktor
    wen oomiez klomp wid tokshunz
    hym krozzheeliez agh nub ruhnz

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    Ug, me am bubhosh Burz
    Me rayd wid mojo Lurz
    Sumtymez uz gid en trubbul
    den Mend'r Dru makz muunhull

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    Uz ull gruk da Peerat Grish
    Hym reeli lykez tu kadj fyzh
    Grish am ash bubhosh Peerat
    Un jugga hym makz lat flat

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    Uz ull gruk warbozz Mur
    Un raydz hym lykez tu luur
    agh swyng arownd hymz lusk...
    klompz oomiez flat bi duzk

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    Uz ull gruk eldur Gnarlug
    hym blahz fur lapz tu owr pug
    wen dem krimp avtur klomp
    Gnarlug flatz dem wid womp

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    Uz ull gruk Sek'Morag
    hym ulweyz gut ash rag
    Hym pard ub Blak Tuuth Gryn
    agh druulz bluud un hymz chyn

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    A poem by Nok'Tor:
    Vretk bangz de drumz ub War
    Den maykrz dem bodeez hyt de fluur
    agh wen dem hummies am unduur buut
    Deff Metul zolo, cydur, den LUUT!

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    A poem by Snarg/Wirg:
    Da breedur'z awl azk Wirg fur shinies,
    Su Wirg teefs su him kan hit dem hinies,
    Wen dere am nub shinies fur Wirg tu Teef,
    Wirg finds a moo-moo an ridez dat beef.

    Kuz da breedurs nub sleeb wif Wirg aftur him nub hav shiniez kuz dey shiniez diggun skunkz. Su me hab tu sleep wiff moo-moo..
    Oh krab diz supozed to rhyme an den me tayke poo-poo.

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    A poem by Tip'Sur:
    Sed'rog luuk lyk uglee frog
    Imz gu tu jayl agh gitz robbed
    Silli sed imz a sped
    Nub kall imz tupid or imz fayce gitz all red
    Gruk it breedr lat heerd wot mi sed

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    A poem by Sed'rog: (edited for clarity)
    Tip'sur nub gruk iv imz urk, ommie, ur ded
    Imz gruk nub idee bi whu imz am led
    Imz nub wunnu gu klomp, juzt ged drinkied inzted!

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    General Poems:

    Krimp, trazh, agh mazh dat oomie
    Klomp, ghaash, agh hym gu buumie
    Ledz gid dem wid de kiggrz
    Dem oomiez fluwur pikrz!

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    Ey oomie gib uz tribuut!
    ur uz klomp agh tayk byg luut
    Iv shineez kum frum nubash
    den uz wyll klomp un dub... ash...

    *klompz*

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    Ash tyme dere wuz ash nuwburn
    hym nebur wantid tu lern
    Wen hym stuud un de grunt ramp
    de warbozz blahed fur buutkamp

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    Let me know if you want a short personal poem for your orc.
    Last edited by Burz'Ro; 12-03-2013 at 04:07 PM.
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