Da breedur'z awl azk Wirg fur shinies,
Su Wirg teefs su him kan hit dem hinies,
Wen dere am nub shinies fur Wirg tu Teef,
Wirg finds a moo-moo an ridez dat beef.

Kuz da breedurs nub sleeb wif Wirg aftur him nub hav shiniez kuz dey shiniez diggun skunkz. Su me hab tu sleep wiff moo-moo..
Oh krab diz supozed to rhyme an den me tayke poo-poo.