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    Orcish Poetry

    I dug up some old poems I made long ago. Some are better than others... I even left out a few of the worst ones. First is a bit of extra vocabulary:

    Brugh = Water
    Yula = Wind/Air
    Ghaash = Fire
    Tokshun = Poison

    Individual Character Poems:

    Uz ull gruk bubhosh Lug'dug
    hym myx cydur wid sum brugh
    den wen hym thruw de bula
    Lug klompz nubtin bud yula

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    Uz ull gruk Surjin Nok'tor
    hym wanz tu be ash Doktor
    wen oomiez klomp wid tokshunz
    hym krozzheeliez agh nub ruhnz

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    Ug, me am bubhosh Burz
    Me rayd wid mojo Lurz
    Sumtymez uz gid en trubbul
    den Mend'r Dru makz muunhull

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    Uz ull gruk da Peerat Grish
    Hym reeli lykez tu kadj fyzh
    Grish am ash bubhosh Peerat
    Un jugga hym makz lat flat

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    Uz ull gruk warbozz Mur
    Un raydz hym lykez tu luur
    agh swyng arownd hymz lusk...
    klompz oomiez flat bi duzk

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    Uz ull gruk eldur Gnarlug
    hym blahz fur lapz tu owr pug
    wen dem krimp avtur klomp
    Gnarlug flatz dem wid womp

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    Uz ull gruk Sek'Morag
    hym ulweyz gut ash rag
    Hym pard ub Blak Tuuth Gryn
    agh druulz bluud un hymz chyn

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    A poem by Nok'Tor:
    Vretk bangz de drumz ub War
    Den maykrz dem bodeez hyt de fluur
    agh wen dem hummies am unduur buut
    Deff Metul zolo, cydur, den LUUT!

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    A poem by Snarg/Wirg:
    Da breedur'z awl azk Wirg fur shinies,
    Su Wirg teefs su him kan hit dem hinies,
    Wen dere am nub shinies fur Wirg tu Teef,
    Wirg finds a moo-moo an ridez dat beef.

    Kuz da breedurs nub sleeb wif Wirg aftur him nub hav shiniez kuz dey shiniez diggun skunkz. Su me hab tu sleep wiff moo-moo..
    Oh krab diz supozed to rhyme an den me tayke poo-poo.

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    A poem by Tip'Sur:
    Sed'rog luuk lyk uglee frog
    Imz gu tu jayl agh gitz robbed
    Silli sed imz a sped
    Nub kall imz tupid or imz fayce gitz all red
    Gruk it breedr lat heerd wot mi sed

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    A poem by Sed'rog: (edited for clarity)
    Tip'sur nub gruk iv imz urk, ommie, ur ded
    Imz gruk nub idee bi whu imz am led
    Imz nub wunnu gu klomp, juzt ged drinkied inzted!

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    General Poems:

    Krimp, trazh, agh mazh dat oomie
    Klomp, ghaash, agh hym gu buumie
    Ledz gid dem wid de kiggrz
    Dem oomiez fluwur pikrz!

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    Ey oomie gib uz tribuut!
    ur uz klomp agh tayk byg luut
    Iv shineez kum frum nubash
    den uz wyll klomp un dub... ash...

    *klompz*

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    Ash tyme dere wuz ash nuwburn
    hym nebur wantid tu lern
    Wen hym stuud un de grunt ramp
    de warbozz blahed fur buutkamp

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    Let me know if you want a short personal poem for your orc.
    Last edited by Burz'Ro; 12-03-2013 at 03:07 PM.
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    these all rock hard. +1 internet.
    Nok'Tor De Mytee, Fizt Ub De Wargod

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    Indeed!!! Make a funny one for me if you can Burz, please

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    This is my attempt..

    Vretk bangz de drumz ub War
    Den maykrz dem bodeez hyt de fluur
    agh wen dem hummies am unduur buut
    Deff Metul zolo, cydur, den LUUT!
    Nok'Tor De Mytee, Fizt Ub De Wargod

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    Nok am poit agh nub gruk'd id!

    I added yours to the list.
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    Da breedur'z awl azk Wirg fur shinies,
    Su Wirg teefs su him kan hit dem hinies,
    Wen dere am nub shinies fur Wirg tu Teef,
    Wirg finds a moo-moo an ridez dat beef.

    Kuz da breedurs nub sleeb wif Wirg aftur him nub hav shiniez kuz dey shiniez diggun skunkz. Su me hab tu sleep wiff moo-moo..
    Oh krab diz supozed to rhyme an den me tayke poo-poo.

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    Rofl nice poem Nok, specially the death metal solo

    Wirg!!! meeb mizz lat mojohuulz!!!

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    Hahaha, how have I not seen these until now?

    Good stuff Burz!

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