Da Uruks tayk ober T DUB A, in da nayme ub da BLUUDGOD!!!!

[Aya'Stigi]

Uz moob entu da paz agh pud duwn krades agh leadurz agh mayk ash boddleneg, meni oomies shewed agh meni oomies wen flad!!! Da Bluudgod wuz zmilink duuwn ad uz, em therzt wuz be'ng qwenged!!!



Der wuz alod ub Karneeg!! Ded oomies ebriware!! Uz Uruks nub lozt eniash en da asht onsed ub oomie attagz, bud uz klomped awai!!!



Sum oomie muzd ub Skribbled abowd tagtiks, sinze dem awl ebentually cazt da mojo blayde spiridz ad uz, bud uz klompd awai agh der wer muur oomie cazyewltiez den Uruk...



Dem oomies kebd kummink tu ged klomped! Bud den dei stard attagin uz frum uz reer...cand truzt nub oomies, dey mownt dem fuud, whad wuud stob dem frum mowntink uz!!!! Su uz hab tu wadg uz bagsyde tuu...

[Aya'Stigi]

Fiynullee dem oomies youz bubhosh Uruk tagtiks agh dey pud uz en krimp agh krossheel...uz styll klomped bud uz kazualteez starded tu mownt ub...Aya ting dat iv oomies nub youz blayde speeridz agh skerri mojoz dem wuud awl gu flad!!!



Finullee avter mugch karneeg, uz kuud nub keeb ub! Dem wuz tuu meni oomiez fydin agh nub enuv Uruks!!



Uz wen flad wiv HONNER!! Uz qwenged da Bluudgod's neeb!!! Agh em zmiled duuwn ubun uz...Uz regroubed ad da Rok Hud!!



Uz Uruks shewed dem oomies uz poweerz diz dei!!! Dem knu gruk dat uz ub FERCE nub tu bee taykin lydlee!!! Uz wiill zuun ged uz UZG bak, fruum dem hanz!! Agh da Bluudgod wanz uz tu tayk id fruum der DED!!! HANZ!!! HOOOOOWAAAHH!!!!