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    Da kwezt tu eynd ahl kweztz. [Grunt]

    The day began like any other. Twas a beautiful morning, the flies were buzzing, the smell of horse meat was cooking on the fire for breakfast. Fresh human heads were mounted around the rokhut. The sound of iron on iron rang out through the valley as his brothers trained on each other. Smoke billowed from burnt farmlands, human cries and wails were heard in the distance.

    kult'dush just knew this was going to be a fine day. Little did he know this was to be much more than a fine day!

    Kult sat there. Taking a huge shit... cleaning off dirt and blood from a human head so he could proudly display it and up walked one of the War Council!

    "Ug der!" said Kult as he stood up and got ready to put on his armor (No wiping of course)

    "Ey lat! lyne ub!" said his superior.

    kult looked around to see no other orcs and wondered what sort of line this would make but did not disobey.

    "Lat hab beyn chuuzun tu gu agh du lat Grunt kwezt!" Said the commanding orc "Lat reddi tu du dis?"

    kult'dush beemed with stinky shit stained pride. "Yub! Meeb kin du dat! Whut meeb hab tu du"

    "Ash - Lat hab tu leed ash rayd"
    "Dub - Lat hab tu klomp pewbie agh git der hed"
    "Gahk - Lat hab tu leed buutkamp"

    "Du dis agh lat mayk da bluudgod gruk lat wurthi" he finished. "Gu agh du dis. Lat gruk dis?"

    Kult replied "Yub meeb kin du ahl dat, eezi peezi!"

    *Farts*

    This day had just become kults single greatest day in all the lands. Now the bloodgod would surely see him and know he was worthy of great things in the Bloodclan. There was no time to waste!

    (Still have to update as I find screenshots etc)

    Rayd!


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    Last edited by Kult'Dush; 07-30-2019 at 05:00 PM.

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    Tricking pewbies


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    Warcouncil Mur'gugl's Avatar
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    Great job on the write up and over all as an Orc. Continue to lead the clan with your new promotion. HHHOOOWAHHH BLUUDKLAN.

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    HOOOWAH KULT'DUSH!



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    Hoowah! Enjoyed all the new stories and pics, mostly the Pics since I cannot read.

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