Kahn'r Lokhed da hukger ub Urukz!!! (Connor Lockheed the hugger of Orcs!!!)

Aya wuz nub en da muud tu Klomp diz muun. Em styl hab eh kaze ub hart ayk sinz em fine owt Kachinga hab anudd'r lub entrezt. Su Aya dezide tu blah tu da Pewbiez...Dem hab sum sert ub lyne ub agh dem awl peek su kolurfel...Aya HAID KOLUR!! Kolur em fer PANZEEZ!!! Bud Aya dezid tu Blah tu dem eniweyz, em tink ef em nyze tu da Pewbiez meybee Kachinga myte chanj erz mine abowd Aya...

(Aya was not in the mood to kill tonight. He still had a case of heartache since he found out Kachina had another love interest. So Aya decided to talk to the Yewians. They were having some sort of formation and they all looked so colorful. Aya HATES COLOR!!! Color is for SISSIES!! But Aya decides to talk to them anyways, he thinks if he is nice to the Yewbians maybe Kachina might change her mind about Aya.)

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Da Pewbiez nub lyke Ayaz enterubchun ub demz lyne ub, agh dem ezkert'd Aya owt ub Arrbeer. Juz su dem hab nub hart feel'nz Aya ovver'd dem eh Huk...Aya heer sumash blah'n abowd oomiez lyk'n hukz...Keni Nelzen krozz da lyne ahgin agh blah Aya nubhosh naymez...em mayk'n Aya veeri ANGREE!!! Bud em hab Kahn'r gib Aya werm hukz. Aya tink dat Kahn'r lyke id tu mugch fer Ayaz lyke'n sinze Aya peek'd dat Kahn'r hab pidg'd eh tint...NAZDEE OOMIE!!!

(The Yewbians did not like that Aya interrupted their formation, and they escorted Aya out of Arbor. Just so they had no hard feelings Aya offered them a hug. Aya heard someone talking about humans liking hugs. Kenny Nelson crossed the line again and called Aya bad names..he is making Aya very ANGRY!!! But he had Conner give Aya warm hugs. Aya thought that Conner liked it to much for Aya's liking since Aya saw that Conner had pitched a tent!! NASTY HUMAN!!!)

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Az dem leeb Keni Nelzun blah'd mer nubhosh tingz abowd Aya...AYA EM NUB FAD...EM HUZKEE!!! DUMSKAH!!!

(As they left Kenny Nelson said more bad things about Aya, AYA IS NOT FAT...HE IS HUSKY!!! DUMBA$$!!!)

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Ukee Keni Nelzun...Latz hab puzh'd Ayaz buddenz...Lat keeb id ub agh Aya em gunna hab tu shud latz KAYKHUUL!!!!

(Okay Kenny Nelson, you have pushed Aya's buttons. You keep it up and Aya is going to have to shut your CAKEHOLE!!!