Gurzhir agh da Shrynez!

Gurzhir agh da Shrynez!

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Gurzhir guez off tu da newbii dunjin agh setz up ah shyrne, wib rekruitment bookz fer eni lost orkz luukin fur ah klan!

Dis oommie agh meeb get intu ah moral debaat! Meeb ztill nub shuur wut dis "Virtue" am, har!

Sum dum blokhed nub wunt tu gib tribuut, uz git intu ah clomp! Dis othur ommie shuw ub agh sturt tu clomp da ommie meeb clompin, meeb nub lyke dis ash guen fur meeb prey so meeb smazh em's hed in!

Har dis ash hab hosh stuff fur da klan! Da othur ommie meeb clompin wib ash dezides id nub wurth id agh gibs meeb sum shinniez fur tribuut! Hoowah Bloodklan!

Meeb off tu makur nezt shyrne, dis tyme owdzide prebelia. Lotz ub ommies kum bi agh gib meeb tribuut, dis dub ommiez kalled Christoph agh Ashy Larry gib meeb sum trouble, uz clomp fer dubty tiks!

Dem git meeb en da end, agh dis ommie snaga fleshies meeb, meeb dezide tu nub clomp em!

Dem dub ommies kum bak, grukin dat Gurzhir ash bubhosh ork dem giib meeb tings bak. Dem blah sum skah aboud meeb beun flat, bud meeb blah id honur tu gu flat fer da Bluudgod! Hoowah!! meeb wundur ib eni lozt orks reed meeb buukz... furgid orks nub kan reed hosh..uubz!