Dat ash long skahin nytemare
Id waz menni cyculz ago, mebbi gahk ur futh, nub reeli gruk enimore. Krugg'Blaat wuz libin in dah wurld oomies blah "Divinity". Em hab bubhosh lyfe wid iz brudder agh sizdur Mudj agh Grukk. Em klomp menni oomies wid his womp in da nayme uv dah Bluudgud. Em hab bubhosh tyme drynkin cydur agh raidin dah pewbie muhlisha wid dah udder Peerats.
Den ash muun, Krugg iz promoded frum Grunt to Boss - diz bubhosh newz! Bud wayd ... all dah oomies all ober hab dun been klomped, eben dah pewbies. Mozd uv dah uruks sleebin too. Diz skigud naymd "Ryan" mak ah new furt for ebery uruk tu try agh wake dem. Id nub reeli wurk (nub blah tu dat skigud but iz furt hym mak wuz ah peece ub skah)
Diz nubhosh, su Krugg gu into dah wuudz tu reflekt un eberyting. Hym tayk wid em ah speshul cydur gabe to hym by ah deadi mojoka. Hym kame akrozz ah cabe, agh hym dezide tu rezd eer agh drynk. Abter sum tyme, Krugg feeld reeli tyred agh stranj. Suun em pazzed oud. Wad habben nexd wuz skahin krazi (lyke Tip'Sur)
Krugg dreemd em waz ah oomie! Diz nubhosh! bud em kuld nub wayk ub! Diz skahin oomie dat em waz, id gu tu ah playz blahed "California". Em waz en diz hud wid udder oomies, luukin ad stranj skribbulz ub oomie numberz un da wull. Der wuz nub "ash" ur "dub", unli krazi skah lyke diz wid sum oomie blahin aboud id
http://www-gap.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~his...s/Wiles_2.jpeg
(diz am nubhosh oomie bud remynd Krugg uv Sek'Morag har)
Diz oomie stayd eer fur mebbi dub ur gahk cyculz, den em moob bak tu sum playze blahed "New Orleans". Em blahin skah aboud "changing majors" agh "going to grad school to avoid working for another 7 or so years". Diz nytemare juz geddin wurze.
Bud den Krugg wayk ub! Ems womp agh olig mizzin, em iz week as ah pug, ems battul skarz hab heeled, agh ull dah Peerats probubli tink hym ded a luung tyme ago. Eben hiz blah nubhosh nemur, he keeb myxin in oomie blah frum dat dreem. He obened hiz peeperz slowli agh peeked oud da cabe, wundurin iv em shud gu bak tu da furt ur gu bak to sleeb ...
