A Tayul Ub Dub Pugz

Tayul ub da Pug'azzult Teem pard Ash
Ash muun Nok wakee tu fynd dub Pugz ruhn'in rown de furt. Dem Peek predi burd su Nok blah tu dem "EH!, Lat dummies Git en lyn. Uz gu'in un a patruul!" Aftur geddin dem sum skah tu wer agh sumtin tu clomp wiff uz head owt tu de Urk mynz. idz been a wyl sinz me peek dat bruut agh Nok wan blah ug.

Sumwer Alung de wei uz peek a hummie bodee in da rowd, and it eben hab sum skah un id. Nok blah'd owt tu dem puggies "Deez am Hummie trakz, Sniff dem owt!" agh juzt lyk dat dem pyk ub da steenk ub a hummie agh id leed dem ryt tu a kolapsin hut! WUT HOSH LUK!! HUMMIES TU CLOMP! HOOOWAH BLOODCLAN!!
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Aftur dem Ash't Kubbul gu duwn dem kum bak wiff frenz! but Nok'Tor agh Imz Pug'azzult teem nub skayrd! dem jezt dig en agh git tu werk. "WHU EBUR BREENG NOK DE MOWZT HEDZ GITZ A PRYZ!" Nok skreem'd az dem Cirkul'd a hummie fur a krimp.
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Deez hummies nub gib ub, Dem jezt keeb kummen bak wiff muur frenz. but dat nub slo De pug'azzult teem duwn asht tik. Dem jezt kebt Clompin agh clompin agh clompin untyl dem wuz drenjed in hummie bluud agh de hut wuz derz.
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