Uruks verze da Oomies: Hizturee ub HAID!

Ug der Uruks! Aya em guin tu blah latz a sturi abowd wen dem oomies kum tu taygk da Uruks Uzg awai fruum uz. Meni muunz agu uz Uruks libbed alowne en da Uzg, uz hab nu werriez, uz waz peazful. Den ash dei uz grayd grayd gran popoz peeped ah boad da syze ub ah mowndan! Diz boad hab byg tingz dat trow byg bolo balz owd ub dem an mayk huwg BOOMz! Dah boad stobbed owtsyde ub wat am nuw blahhed Cobe beye dem oomies.

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Dem oomies dey levt dat boad dere, id em styll der tu diz dei! Tu tawnt uz Uruks. De oomies pley dem tuupid oomie gamez on der fer shineez, dem oomies juz sid arown in dem bryd colur ragz en pley awl dey! Dem ragz mayk Aya'z iyez hurd...

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Ryde avter dem oomies ged ere. Dei stard tu tayke uz Uzg! Dem mayk dem byg oomie hudz an fyll dem wif bryd colur tings. Dem mayk huds byg enub fer HH Uruks tu lib en. Dei cud awai uz treez.

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Dem oomies eben pud zum owd rok en uz Bluudgod shryne!

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Dem oomies dey pud ub walz tu cayge uz en. Dey tayk owr Uzg en dem trow garbidge en id. Der Uzg ged byg en da Uruks Uzg ged smawler.

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Dem bild mower hudz en uz Terratury, wad lyddel bid ub Terratury uz lefd wid dem tri tu tayk en pud byg bryd colur hudz der! Uz pud ub warnyn bud dem nod kayr.

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Dem filthee oomies dei breenk wid dem byg skerri bugz en pud dem benead da Uzg! Dem bugz em byggur den Futh Uruks and dey meen!

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Sum ub da shardies dey lib en poverdee dem hab nub hudz tu sleeb en afder de oomies tuuk dem Uzg. Aya am shuur dat sum ub deez shardies am reladed tu uz. Dem oomies dey neeb tu gu! Dey neeb tu lib lyke diz fer ash dei, Aya bed dey wuud leeb diz Uzg fasd iv dem hab nub hudz an nub bryd colur ragz.

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Suum ub dem shardies dem gid smard agh dei kaptuur dem oomies an holt dem fer shineez. Aya lyke wad uz Uruks du bedder en dat is KLOMP id sabe uz tyme.

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Deez oomies dem nub cayre aboud uz Uruks, dey klomp uz agh kud uff uz fayce. Avter dem tayke uz fayce dem trayd dem fer shinies tu da uddr oomies. Dey tink uz fayce am juzd sum trowfee.

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Dah oomies dey klomp uz leadurz den leeb dem fur uz tu peep en uz uwn FERT! Dey ting iv dey klomp uz leadurz den uz mey be ezy tu klomp. Dah Bluudgod maygk uz mytee'r doh, em HAID dem oomies tuu!! Em blah tu uz neber led oomies blah tu lat abowd dem iz uz frenz. Iv a oomie blah tu uz, uz muzd KLOMP dem!! Nod juz fer uz bud fer uz grayd grayd gran popoz! Fer da clan, fer uz shardies!!! Uz muzd gid da Uzg bagk! Uz muzd neber rezd az luung az dem arr oomies den der muzd alwaiz be a fyd! HOOWAAH BLUUDCLAN!!! KLOMP GUUD FER DA BLUUDGOD!!!

Hooowah deff tu ull hummies!!!