Rel'tak's Grunt Quest

[Burz'Ro]

Burz'Ro, Rel'tak, Drulozudirkh, and Gr'Kig sniped the last human living in a stone and plaster house near the laffur hut.

"Bluudklan wyll makr diz hut entu ash tribul hut!" Burz thought to himself.



"Rel'tak! Lat am reddi fur Grunt Kwezt. Makr diz hut fur lat'z triib! Lat muzt du gahk thingiez fur lat Kwezt:

Asht, yuuz lat klever taktikz tu klomp oomie agh pud hymz hed en diz hut.



Dubt, dere am hiddun gruk abowt da triibz ub Urkz. Lat muzt lern agh gruk sumtin frum ash Lozt Buuk ub lat'z triib. Keeb da buuk en diz hut.



Gahkt, lat muzt leed da urkz un raydz untyl lat klomp meni oomiez! Kuvur diz hut wid da wepunz agh urmurz ub HH enemeez.




(Write a short post about each part of your quest.)

[Rel'Tak]

TASK ASH:



Skah! This was gonna be a tough part of the quest. Humies ran away from Rel just at the sight of her. Maybe if Rel bathed and washed all the blood off of her, humies wouldn't be quite so terrified. Alas, it was tough for a single orc to kill even a weak humie. They sure do know how to run fast.



Armed with an Olig and seated firmly up on her howlur, Synkin, Rel made her way to the Yew Boneuzg.



Rel laid in wait for an unsuspecting humie. She didn't have to wait long until one of them made their fatal mistake.

[Rel'Tak]

Success!



The deddiz are good allies to have and they played their role perfectly for this part of the quest

[Rel'Tak]

TASK DUB: Find out about a lost tribe!





Tribes? Rel remembered them when she was a new a brand new kub, but they had been abolished some time back. Rel had no way of finding some "long lost book" because all the tribal huts were demolished and the annals stored away in some forgotten place. Ugh. Maybe some sleep would do Rel good.

[Rel'Tak]

Rel followed the path of torches. The area seemed vaguely familiar, as if Rel had been there before, but she couldn't place it.

[Rel'Tak]

Rel went up the stairs, all the way to the roof until she came to a little grotto at the top.

[Rel'Tak]

Rel felt as if a great weight came crashing down on her. Voices filled her head and she lost consciousness.

Rel woke up on the floor of her hut. She felt a bit groggy at first, and then it all came crashing back.

[Rel'Tak]

TASK GAHK:



This would be the easy part of Rel's quest. If there's something Rel was good at, it was clomping humies with other orcs.

[Rel'Tak]

Soon the bodies piled up. Rel was nearing the required humies kills.





Ten heads achieved!

[Rel'Tak]

Now it was time decorate Rel's hut in Honor of the Baddul Surjinz!



Success! The report has been made and turned in. Now Rel'Tak, the Bubhosh Gruntee, awaits her fate.

[Nok'Tor]

Bubhosh Werk Rel! Suun lat wyl meet de Bloodgod ! lat wyl mayk bubhosh Grunt! HOOOOOOWAH REL'TAK HOOOOWAH BLOODCLAN!

[Trok'blud]

HOOOOWAH!!!!

Weez hawnured tu be uh purt uv lat kwest, Rel'Tak. Meez howp lat fayt es eh hosh ash (meez zure ed iz, har har) HOOWAH REL'TAK HOOOWAH BLUUDKLAN!!!

P.S.
(So as not to impose on your wonderful photography, here is a link to see our clans coverage of the three clan raid on 8-31-2013 from UOForever forums: http://uoforever.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=14437&p=85875#p85875)
(Great job and an excellent presentation! HOOWAH!!!)

[Burz'Ro]

Our orcish tradition is to klomp and fleshie the orc that gains rank. It started out normally:



And the moment we were killing Rel'tak, an oomie busted in the fort with an energy vortex, killing Vlek as well:



Burz and Gr'Kig did the ceremonial fleshie of Rel'tak and then the orcs pursued and took revenge on the oomie: